> LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
> LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
> MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
> DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
> MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
> FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
> RAM: That thing what splits the farwood
> HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the wintertime
> PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
> WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
> SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
> BYTE: What them dang flies do
> CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
> MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
> MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
> DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
> LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
> KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
> SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
> MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
> MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
> MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
> ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
> RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle