A blonde wants to buy a microwave.
So she goes in and asks the sales clerk,
"How much for that microwave?"

The salesclerk replies, "We don't sell Microwaves
to blondes."

So the next day she dyes her hair red,
and goes in and asks the same question.
The sales clerk answers, "we don't sell microwaves
to blondes."

So the next day she dyes her hair brunette
and goes and asks the same question.
The salesclerk replies the same way.

The blonde asks how he knows she is a blonde.
The clerk says, "That isn't a microwave it's a TV."