Two Quebecois walked into a pet store. Right
 away they go over to the exotic bird section.
 
 Jean-Marc says to Jean-Pierre, "Dats dem."
 The store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
 "Yea, we'll take four of dem birds in dat cage up der," says Jean-Marc. 
 "Put dem in a paper bag."
 
 They leave the store. They drive for three hours until they are
 high up in the hills. They stop at the face of a large cliff with a
 500ft.drop.
 
 " Dis looks like a good place eh?" says Jean-Pierre. "Oh yea, dis
 looks good," agrees Jean-Marc.
 
 They flip a coin and Jean-Marc wins the toss.
 "Tabernac! I guess I got to go first eh?" says Jean-Pierre. 
 He takes 2 birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders
 and jumps off the cliff.
 
 Jean-Marc watches as his buddy drops off the edge and goes
 straight down for a few seconds and goes "splat."
 As Jean-Marc looks over the cliff he shakes his head
 and says: "Fock dis. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."