I'M BUSIER THAN a five dollar hooker

       I'M BUSIER THAN a Jehovah’s Witness at Doors Unlimited

       I'M BUSIER THAN handicapped parking at the Special Olympics

       I'M BUSIER THAN a prostitute in a prison

       I'M BUSIER THAN O.J. Simpson in a white meat slaughterhouse

       I'M BUSIER THAN a whorehouse on nickel night

       I'M BUSIER THAN a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor

       I'M BUSIER THAN a one-armed paperhanger

       I'M BUSIER THAN a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

       I'M BUSIER THAN Sleazy Suzan on a Saturday night

       I'M BUSIER THAN mustard trying to ketchup

       I'M BUSIER THAN a one-legged basketball player

       I'M BUSIER THAN Michael Jackson in a day care center

       I'M BUSIER THAN a dog with two dicks

       I'M BUSIER THAN Richard Simmons on a fat farm

       I'M BUSIER THAN a half-fucked fox during the heat season

       I'M BUSIER THAN a two-peckered billy goat

       I'M BUSIER THAN a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW

       I'M BUSIER THAN a GOP victory party organizer

       I'M BUSIER THAN a monkey trying to fuck a football

       I'M BUSIER THAN a toilet in Grand Central Station

       I'M BUSIER THAN a gopher on a golf course

       I'M BUSIER THAN a bar of soap at San Quentin

       I'M BUSIER THAN Ted Kennedy in an all-girl school