Top 14 Actual Consumer Labels

 



 
  1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
  2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.  Details inside. 
(The shoplifter special.)
  3. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
  4. On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.  (But it's just a suggestion.)
  5. On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
  6. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
  7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
  8. On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
  9. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
  10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
  11. On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
  12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
  13. On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions:  Open packet, eat nuts."
  14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."