The jigsaw puzzle




A blonde calls up her best friend (a brunette) one day because she is very 
upset.

"I can't get this jigsaw puzzle put together, and I've been trying for 
weeks," she cries.

"Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?"

"What kind of puzzle is it?" asks the brunette.

The blonde says, "Well, there is a rooster on the box, but there are so 
many pieces,
and it's so confusing. I just don't know where to start!"

Her friend is the compassionate sort and says, "I'll be right over."

So off to the blonde's house she goes.

When she gets there, she takes one look at the table and turns to her 
friend
and says: "Put the Corn Flakes back in the box."