How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

 How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

 How is it that a house can burn up as it burns down?

 Why do we say an alarm clock goes off when it really goes on?

 Do they have reserved parking for regular people at the Special Olympics?

 If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

 If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?

 Did you ever wonder where people in hell tell people to go?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?

Why do hot dogs come ten in a package and the buns only eight?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Is a computer virus covered by Medicare?

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting
in one take so long?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial
sweetener?

If you are floating in space and you do half a somersault, are you
upside down?

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
popular?

Why do they call them STANDARD options when you have to pay extra for
them?

Do wet hens really get mad?

If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses
hice?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Where do swear words come from?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

Why do people use the word "irregardless"?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why do we say something's out of order when its broken but we never say
in of order when it works?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?

Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce
and hammers don't ham?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

Why do they have signs at Burger King that say, "Picture menus available
for those who need them"? If you can't read, how can you ask for a picture
menu?

If a case of the clap spreads is it called applause?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?