Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!

While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, “I have mail!!”

Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, 
“I measure socks by thickness!”

Turn to the person next to you, and ask them to pronounce their name backwards. 
When they ask you why, tell them that you are looking for hidden messages.

State proudly that you have been to the ‘other’ side. Give no explanation.

Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.

Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened.
When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring 
look on your face, and say, “What do you mean?”

Say, “It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird.” When they ask, 
“What?” say, “Ohh, sorry. I’m back now.”

Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, “Never mind.”

Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, 
say, “BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . .”

Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, 
“Your just jealous ‘cause the voices are talking to ME!!!”

Say, “Who’s Freddie?” Then act like you didn’t say anything.

Say, “Argh! My central nervous system is shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!”