1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Montreal.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Toronto.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: Ottawa.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Regina, but driving in Toronto.

7. Both hands in air gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: Quebec City.

8. One hand on 12 oz double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game on radio, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Vancouver.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet on the brake and both on the accelerator, throwing McDonald's bag out of window: Red Deer.

10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, raccoon tails attached to antenna: Halifax.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with left blinker on: Victoria.

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt out window scraping front windshield, Guess Who on the 8-track playing "Share The

Land", hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to clear the way: WINNIPEG